Curse

fujin · Jul 17, 2007, 12:28 PM // 12:28

Hello all,
I haven't seen a thread like this in any forum so I thought I'd start one.
Just reply to this post with the sentence You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when blah blah blah blah.

Ok, I'll start.
You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when your character dies, and you break your brand new monitor.

Malice Black · Jul 17, 2007, 02:39 PM // 14:39

There was one similar to this a while back, but who cares

You know when you're addicted to GW when you say to your boss "I'd pwn you!"

Jeremy Untouchable · Jul 17, 2007, 03:01 PM // 15:01

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you hang out on guru at work. (crap here comes the boss)...

Onarik Amrak · Jul 17, 2007, 04:53 PM // 16:53

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you dye your clothes black because it looks expensive.

mr_groovy · Jul 17, 2007, 05:23 PM // 17:23

You know you're addicted to GW when you kill the leader of a street gang and yell: Where's the bloody green?

Risa · Jul 17, 2007, 06:49 PM // 18:49

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when..

You are caught worshipping the five gods.
You think wearing a bra will protect you from attacks. (Ranger 15k Druids. <.<)
You make fun of the pizza guy for not having a deer emote.

fujin · Jul 18, 2007, 08:30 AM // 08:30

Hahaha!! Laughed at all of them!

Keep them coming!

Cebe · Jul 18, 2007, 09:20 AM // 09:20

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when..

...you turn into afflicted.
...you start shouting "Ai Abaddon, Ai Abaddon, Jai Hana Almighty Abaddon!" at a fountain in the city centre.
...normal everyday objects remind you of GW-related items.
...you kill your boss for his green (pen).
...you go back to try to kill your boss again and realise they don't respawn in real life.
...you see a dead animal by the side of the road and stop to see if it dropped a gold.
...when in hospital you shout "ZOMG NOOB HEALER!" (then when you're dead you shout "ZOMG NOOB MONKZ RES!"

fujin · Jul 18, 2007, 01:01 PM // 13:01

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when something bad happens, you keep on shouting out loud RED ENGINE GORED.

Can someone tell me why people say that in the first place?

Fishmonger · Jul 18, 2007, 02:11 PM // 14:11

You might be addicted to GW when you meet one of your new co-workers,gwen, and embrace her while cryin out "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?!?!"

When you concieve up a new, more reliable brand of paper towels-----known as shield of absorption

When at the airport, you open up random suitcases with lockpicks, and then complain when none of them have golds. The cops come to arrest you and you scream "OH NOEZ POPUPS!!! I knew I should have gotten a sweeper!"

When You go to the zoo and jump in the hyena cage saying "Don't worry, I have Charm animal equipped!"

When No matter how many layers of clothing you put on, you sadly realize you can't exceed the armor buff

When you hear of a person being tragically struck by lightning, you think "damn air spike!"

When your neighbor says they need a vacation because they are having wanderlust, you ask how hard they fell.

When you know what 134 134 134 222 means

When you feel your friends suck comapred to your guild/alliance

When you hear someone has been afflicted with a disease, you froth at the mouth and pull out a sword in hatred (afflicted=suck and lose)

Finally, when you realize church and state will finally get along when PvE'ers and PvPers do!

Tui Anar · Jul 20, 2007, 11:39 PM // 23:39

You know that you play GW to much when you know what a build is by only looking at '' OAVDMYxmOTBqAeQOUV7BZgHA ''

Government Flu · Jul 22, 2007, 01:51 PM // 13:51

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when one year after getting a copy of the game, you find yourself staring at the game screen at 5:30AM killing the same creatures for the tenth time in the past hour and realizing that all this time you've looted, explored, and gathered skills, life has been passing you by, one minute, one hour, one week at a time and you'll never get those hours back, yet because it's so easy to stare at something shiny and pretty you forget that you're wasting your possible potential and that you're grinding away for a title that thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people already have, and when a second year passes by you feel completely unable to quit the game for long because it beckons you to continue playing since you love RPG's and the concept of Guild Wars is charming despite the two add-ons being remarkably similar to the first. Despite the nigh ultimate boredom, you feel compelled to continue, even though in the back of your head you know the new goal you've set for yourself is completely pointless in the greater scope of things.

Oh, this was supposed to be funny?

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you ask what build your local farmer is using to harvest his wheat.

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you ask random people on the street if they're selling monastery credits.

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when during an interview you ask the manager if he's Kurzick or Luxon.

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when your best pick up line is "Hey baby, how's about I show you my title and we PvP in your guild hall?"

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you tell your congregation how unbalanced Ritualists are in Random Arena, and then ask them to turn to page 20, paragraph 5 of the Guild Wars manual.

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you say "Forgive me Father, for I have ABed."

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you vote Republican.

You know you're addicted to Guild Wars when you hitchhike and tell the driver you need to get to Drok's.

Jamius01 · Jul 23, 2007, 04:40 AM // 04:40

You know you're adicted to Guild Wars when:
1) You see the message, "You have been playing for 1,380 hours, please take a break."
2) You buy the game and install it while holding your 2 year old daughter... then she taps you on the shoulder saying she's getting married today, will you give her away...
3) You are found dead of old age at the computer with you character onscreen also dead surrounded by Abadon's demons. But the thing is....you were typing "please rez me!" but you died before hitting the enter key....
4) You drink 5 cases of beer...trying for the drunkard title.... (guilty as charged)
5) You get off acting like a girl (because your character is female) to all those horney 16 year old guys....

Divinitys Creature · Jul 23, 2007, 10:22 PM // 22:22

When Chuck Norris died waiting for his "turn"